It’s Ringo. **giggle** Far out! Look at me, man! I’m like on a real blog all by myself! Shhhh! Don’t tell Flash I’m here. He’s out chasing squirrels or something.
I think it’s totally no fair that Flash gets to hog all the glory himself just because he’s the MAIN Character. I mean, dude, if it wasn’t for me, all the other characters in the story would starve. Well, probably not Dewey, because he gets fed by the librarian and anyway he’s kind of fat. But everyone else totally would!
So I wanted to have a question and answer column, too. Here’s mine. I can’t wait for you to read it. It’s pretty awesome!
Why does my mom say I have to take a bath every night?
Dear Little Johnny,
Nobody needs a bath every night. Nobody needs a bath at all! That’s what tongues are for, right? If you get dirty, just lick it off. That should totally keep your mom happy and you out of the bathtub.
Your groovy best friend,
FLASH: What are you doing?! Get off my blog, Ringo, you’re going to mess it up!
RINGO: No, dude. I did good, really! Everybody’s gonna love it!
FLASH: But this is MY blog. I’m the MAIN CHARACTER!
RINGO: So? Maybe we should let the fans decide, man. Like have a vote or something. And if they like my column then you have to let me have a turn sometimes.
FLASH: Okay, fine. **sigh** Hello? Anybody out there reading this? Send me a comment with your vote on whether or not you like Ringo’s stupid column.