It’s Ringo. **giggle** Far out! Look at me, man! I’m like on a real blog all by myself! Shhhh! Don’t tell Flash I’m here. He’s out chasing squirrels or something.
I think it’s totally no fair that Flash gets to hog all the glory himself just because he’s the MAIN Character. I mean, dude, if it wasn’t for me, all the other characters in the story would starve. Well, probably not Dewey, because he gets fed by the librarian and anyway he’s kind of fat. But everyone else totally would!
So I wanted to have a question and answer column, too. Here’s mine. I can’t wait for you to read it. It’s pretty awesome!
Dear Ringo,
Why does my mom say I have to take a bath every night?
Little Johnny
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Dear Little Johnny,
Nobody needs a bath every night. Nobody needs a bath at all! That’s what tongues are for, right? If you get dirty, just lick it off. That should totally keep your mom happy and you out of the bathtub.
Your groovy best friend,
Ringo
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FLASH: What are you doing?! Get off my blog, Ringo, you’re going to mess it up!
RINGO: No, dude. I did good, really! Everybody’s gonna love it!
FLASH: But this is MY blog. I’m the MAIN CHARACTER!
RINGO: So? Maybe we should let the fans decide, man. Like have a vote or something. And if they like my column then you have to let me have a turn sometimes.
FLASH: Okay, fine. **sigh** Hello? Anybody out there reading this? Send me a comment with your vote on whether or not you like Ringo’s stupid column.
flashthecatblog 
5th Graders at BES say. “Go! Ringo. No meatloaf night for Flash unless he co-operates!!!”
Excuse me? Who’s fans are you anyway! Hmmph!
My class 5a didn’t say that!
Flash,
Kick Ringo to the side and take controal. I am your permanante #1 fan so I will
cheer you on! LOL
3rd grade at BES says, “Let Ringo have a turn sometimes, but Flash is THE BEST!!!
I guess 3rd graders are smarter than 5th graders. At least SOMEONE appreciates me!
How could you flash I never said anything about no meatloaf night!
I appreciate you!
Thank you, that makes me feel a little better! I’ll think about it some more before I make my decision.
Another 3rd grade class at BES says, “Flash, you are the coolest cat, but share the blog.
4th graders at BES say, “Ringo deserves to do a few blogs, but Flash is THE STAR.
Another 4th grade class at BES says, “Flash, we know you are NUMBER 1, but Ringo deserves a chance to shine.
All right, FINE. I’ll think about it and let you know my decision on Wednesday.
Wooo HOOO! I KNEW I had fans, too. This is totally awesome, dude. Totally AWESOME!
Watch it, Ringo. I haven’t said yes yet. So STAY OFF MY BLOG!
hey your both cool cats
But everyone knows I’m a little cooler!
Hit the road Ringo and leave Flash to his own fan buisness! (I didn’t mean to
be mean but I think Ringo should have his own blog so between the both of
them don’t fight in front of public) that would be verry inberising
I think that might hurt Ringo’s feelings to hear you say that. We’re sorry for fighting and he doesn’t really want his own blog he just wants to put something on mine every once in a while.
I’m sorry I said that. Can you forgive me?
Of course. Let’s be friends!
i so agree with dot.
She’s a pretty smart lady!
Ringo needs his own blog.
im on ur side flash and im a 5th grader at BES.
I appreciate that! I’ll put you on my list of bestest fans!
Am I on you bestest fans list becaause I am in 3rd grade at BES?
Well, yeah!
At least SOMEONE is loyal to me!
Come on Flash, let Ringo have a turn! I like Ringo because he’s funny and I want to talk to him, too
LET RINGO have a turn! Like not even joking! Eingo is so awesome DUDE! Ringo ur pretty awesome but let Ringo have some of the glory I mean come on!
Hmph. I said I’d think about it, okay?
well Flash just have Cindy make him a blog it wud’nt eb that hard!
Cindy says it’s not that easy!
i think ringo should take over the blog because #1 he’s a tabby #2 he’s very funny #3 he would do a better job
WHAT? If you keep up that attitude I might have to take you off my favorite fan list!
that is crazy talk ringo should be able to write when cidy says so and flash to but…….. FLASH IS TOTALY AWSOME!!!!
I agree. I AM totally awesome and Ella is as crazy as Ringo!
yes she is who ever she is
Flash, you should give rango a chance because you have taken the spotlight for your friends they need a chance.Plus, was it sad to see the genral die and find out the genral’s ower hasn’t disappered.My sister and brother [1st and kindergarden] have heared about you from me and they say you ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I also think you ROCK!!!!!!!!!
Thank you! That makes me feel a little better. I’ll think about giving Ringo a chance as long as he doesn’t show off too much.
my mom thinks ringo because he’s funny. so he should take over
Take over?!!! Wow. I think your mom will have to be crossed off my favorite fan list, too!
my cats said they want him to have the blog to annabeth said “i like funny people” dusty says ” i like the name ringo” leo says ” i love tabbys”
Even your cats are against me? I can’t believe this! I thought they were my friends!
my dad also says ringo
Oh, good grief! Not another one!
she is making that up this is your blog and you should decide who gets to be on it
Do you really think she was making it up? I was wondering about that, too!
yes of coarse i do only speacal people can talk to cats
Only special people with Interspecies Translators!
like me and your human friend in the book whos name again i still cant remaember arrrg
You mean ERIC?
I don’t think Ringo should have a column. It sounds like a good idea at first, but what can Ringo do that Flash can’t? I think Ringo should make his own cool blog, if this one works out well. This blog is called “Operation Blog: Flash on a Mission” after all.
Exactly. I’m glad someone understands!
yes eric they should totaly publish the book so i dont have to wright a note to my self
I know! But unfortunately these things move very slowly.
i mean cindy
Flash you are the BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But, i like Ringo too so you should let him on. Well…… once and a while but that`s just between us.:)
As long as I’m still the BEST, I will think about letting Ringo on sometimes. But not too often!
Why don’t I get a blog?!
Hmmm. You’re not a bad guy after Mortimer’s inventions, are you? If you want a blog, start your own!
Another 5th grade class at BES say, “Ringo should get on sometimes. Maybe the other cats should be allowed on too. Flash you are still NUMBER 1!!!!!!
As long as I’m number one, I’ll think about letting Ringo on sometimes. But not too often, because it is MY blog! I’ll let you know what I decide tomorrow.
Another 5th grade class at BES say, “Ringo should get a part in the blog. Flash share the glory, since Ringo supplies the food.”
Another 3rd grade class at BES says, “Let Ringo on once in a while. Flash, you are still the coolest cat around. We thought you and Ringo were BFFs.
Another 4th grade class at BES says, “Flash, if you let Ringo on sometimes he might give you extra meatloaf.
Really? Extra meatloaf? I don’t know . . . I’m still thinking!
Ringo needs his own still.
I don’t think Ringo is responsible enough to have his own blog.
maby not but wed have to see by the way whens ringo gonna talk again i have to admit he is a little tincy weency bit funny but your my favorite
Thanks! I’ll tell Ringo he needs to get busy writing his next post.
hey flash go over my pic and see my other pics.
Those are pretty cool! What is that animal anyway?
go ringo !!!!!!!!!
I think I’m marking you off my favorite fan list with Cindy’s permanent black Sharpie marker!
ya you should
No, we worked it all out. We’re friends again now!
Hey,Ringo why don”t you creat your own blog??????????
Ringo is much too busy guarding the dumpster. Plus, he’s not exactly as responsible as I am!
FAR OUT! Ringo and flash are some of the cats ever!!! What I mean is that If you share a blog I will go on it EVERYDAY and Flash you said you would let Ringo on a little. Can I talk to Ringo? By the way, Darel is best friends with my dog Lola. Lola love cats that don’t run away. She feels left out when cats run away. I wouldn’t blame cats however, because when she comes to say hi, they think that she wants to harm them like a wolf or fox. Lola is a small dog. She is a a mixed breed of a wiener dog and a begal.
Really? You’d come on my blog every day? Wow! I’m still thinking about my decision and I’ll let you know in the morning, okay?
Ringo should take over the blog.flash,you are dumb.
Wow, that really hurts my feelings!
Come on these people are realy letting Flash down.
Flash,
Follow your dreams and never let people stop you. Also , Never Say Never! 🙂
Thank you, Anna! You are an amazing fan! I’m still thinking about what to do.
Your going to have to make the big dicision someday and remember
that too. 🙂 It might be hard but I’m sure you can do it! 🙂
Thanks! Yes, I did do it!
are you relating to he’s so bad i cant even say his name and his whatever never say never
thats soooooo mean that person should get kicked off of this blog that person i so mean that the meanness is affecting my spelling and typing oo my word im miss spelling so much that is lots o meanness im sorry flash of what that person did to you
i think that i misspelled all my words even the easy 1s like so i put sso
Thanks for being on my side. I don’t think that person will say mean things anymore.
see i miss speled missing and i just miss spelled spelled the meanness is still here i cant type right arrrrg
I can type and I’m a cat!
You should NOT say things like that on this blog! That is very rude! Both of them are just
fine and we do not need to fight about this. 😦 😦 😦
I agree. No more fighting!
Dear Flash,
Give Ringo a chance he is funny and all and besides my whole family says to give Ringo a chance including my cat.But you will always be the main charcter on this blog.
Thank you, that makes me feel better. I’m thinking about it.
Flash I don`t think you`re dumb at all.
I don`t believe you`re so awesome if you call someone dumb,awesome.
Thank you! I am pretty smart, aren’t I? I’m thinking about giving Ringo a turn.
Flash give Ringo half of your blog.Wait I thought you and Ringo were BFFs?
you need to give ringo achance
Yeah, I know. I kind of got mad and forgot Ringo was my best friend. I am thinking about giving him a chance. I’ll decide for sure by tomorrow.
Awesome is wrong, Flash. You know you are not dumb.
Thank you, I did remember that after I thought about it for minute. I’m the smartest cat I know!
Flash, I still like you, but I want to let Ringo have a turn some times!
Okay, I’m thinking about it.
flash is the greatist cat on a mishin!!!who cares about ringo!!!!
Thank you, I appreciate your loyalty! But I guess I do care about Ringo, he is my friend after all. And we made up last night. He knows it’s still MY blog, but he’ll get to post things sometimes.
good decision
I agree! Now Ringo better do a good job!
I like you guys both but please share Flash and Ringo don’t take over the blog with your funny jokes Ringo,not that your not funny Flash.
Don’t worry. I’m still in charge. I won’t let Ringo post anything TOO stupid!
Good Boy~ 🙂 🙂 🙂 LOL
Yep, that’s me!
I wish I were you owned~ I dream that anyway.
That’s nice of you, but people don’t own cats, cats own people!
I thought you and Ringo “were” BFF’s?! I wont let you down Flash,Never Ever!
We are. We made up last night!
Great to hear! 🙂
the pic i have are hampsters.
like little mice with no tail.
Oh, that’s cool! Are they good to eat? Sorry, maybe I shouldn’t ask that, huh?
Both my cats like you better than Ringo.Your number1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow, I like your cats! But I bet they’d like Ringo, too, if they met him.
Flash,
Do you know Math?
Guess what one plus one equals!
Of course I do! What do you think I am, stupid? One plus one equals two!
(Im not trying to tease you)
Why would I think you are stupid?
Now try 2+2_ & 3+3_ & 4+4=_ & also 5+5=_
What is this, a math quiz? You should do your own homework!
I’m already out of school and ~ya know~ I’ve known these things since
1st grage. I just want to see what you know so far.
Ahh. Well math isn’t my best subject, but I do pretty good.
Here is a hint: count by 2’s.
Okay. I’ll remember that!
It is resaly easy to conunt by 2’s! 2,4,6,8,10,12,14,16,18,20!
Yes, I know. And by 3’s, too!!
easy 2+2_4 & 3+3_6 & 4+4=_8 & 5+5=_10 i could do that in my sleep
See, you’re almost as smart as ME!
Hey FLASH,
Can I post apropreate songs off of youtube?
If you can’t decide, try asking Cyndy
I’ts fine if you say no to that.
I have no idea. Ask your mom and dad!
What is Cindy’s username for this blog?
I don’t know. Why?
So I can ask her if I can post apropreiate songs off of youtube on this
blog.
No, I don’t think you can.
DDDDDDDDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What?
That’s what I was thinking.
That was my brother ! SORRY!!!
That’s okay.
LOL thats funny
nice one flash but how about 7 times 14? i got you stuck,or at least i think i did.
Can’t trick me. It’s 98!
beta used a calculator
Are you kidding? That would be cheating!
LOL
i know cat are smarter than humans
It’s about time you humans learned that!
Hey Flash,
Since everyone would enjoy
Ringo going on sometimes
have you made a decision?(as in letting Ringo on)
If you have and it’s yes,
how often would Ringo be
on, and do you have any
topic he might talk about?
If i’m spoiling anything
you do not have to answer.
Yes, read my post called “My Final Decision” and it will give you some answers. Ringo hasn’t told me what he’s going to write about next. I bet he hasn’t decided!
i learned that a long long time ago from a gallexy far far away
i like star wars how about you flash
I’ve never seen that one. But Cindy says it’s good, especially the old ones.
ya there prett good
hi how is the book coming good luck getting it published it is a awesome book =) =)
Why, thank you! It’s coming pretty good, just slower than I would like. Cindy is about to work on it right now!
what is your favorite color
You haven’t heard? It’s purple of course!
i like the color purple to and how is the mission
It’s going great!
cool i hope they buy your book
Thank you! Me, too.
and flash i think you should get the blog to
You think?
I think ALL the cats should have their own section in the blog
Ringo will get a turn sometimes and so will Dewey. The General and Spike haven’t decided if they want one yet. What could they write about?
I hope they do flash but only once a month for each of them
I’ll tell them what you said!
I think Ringo should have a turn once a month,you,the best get it most of the time
That sounds like a pretty good idea to me!
Vous avez de bons points il, c’est pourquoi j’aime toujours verifier votre blog, Il semble que vous etes un expert dans ce domaine. maintenir le bon travail, Mon ami recommander votre blog.
Hi Darrel, I just found your comment in my spam. I don’t speak French, but I’m glad to know someone across the ocean read my blog! WOW!
It sounds like Darrel wants to vote. I bet he’s voting for you, Flash.
I bet you’re right! I’m a worldwide phenomenon!
Ancora non ho niente fare ora. La mia nonna potrebbe del rotto di le sue costole. Sto andando muovere ancora dentro 1-2 anni in Berthoud. Ascoltando la musica.
Bet you didn’t know I was bilingual, did you? Have you tried reading a book? There is a really good one about cats called The Grand Escape by Phyllis Reynolds Naylor that I like. I hope your grandma didn’t break her ribs. When she’s feeling better maybe she can take you to the library to check it out!