I guess I can understand your dilemma, though. Being human, you lack even a marginally adequate fur coat. Have you ever seen a naked human?
No wonder you people wear clothes!
Personally, I don’t have a bit of trouble with what to wear. As you can see from this picture of my alter ego, Snickers, my bright blue eyes, chocolate brown fur and seal point markings are elegant enough for any occasion. Even celebrating when Operation Blog reached 5,000 hits over the weekend! (Have you told me how you celebrated yet?)
There is just one teensy-weensy problem about my appearance that concerns me. Be honest—does this collar make me look fat?
Drat. That’s what I was afraid of.