I apologize to all my readers for Dewey’s behavior on Wednesday. I don’t know what he was thinking! “See Dewey day.” Puh-leeeze! He doesn’t even have a logo for that or anything! Anyway, he got things all stirred up around here–okay, okay, Ringo, go ahead, you can talk now.
Hey everybody, this is Ringo. My whiskers have been like dragging for the past two days. That’s because after Dewey posted all his pictures, I looked through the rest and there aren’t any of me. None. Zero. Zip.
How unfair is that? I can’t believe not one kid at BES drew a picture of me! I’ve been so bummed out that Flash said I could ask you to send in some questions for ME! And sometimes we could have an “Ask Ringo!” day. Is that like far out, or what?
So, here’s the deal. PAY ATTENTION so you do it right, okay? Because if I don’t get any questions, then I’m gonna be really, really bummed.
Come up with an awesome question you want me to answer. Then write it in a comment with the words Ask Ringo in the beginning. Flash won’t put up the comment for everyone to read like he usually does, he’ll give it to me to answer and I’ll get to have my very own “Ask Ringo!” day.
Oooohhhh! Isn’t that cool! I can’t wait to read your questions for me!
Now Flash says I have to get off. It’s time for . . .
Sophia wants to know, “Did you have any other missions?”
Not in the first book. In the first book my only mission is to protect the Interspecies Translator. But I’m hoping there will be a second and third and fourth book so I can have lots more missions. In the first book, I do have many “Operations.” That’s what I call the different steps to completing my mission. Unfortunately, most of the time my Operations don’t work very well.
Faith has our second question for the day. “What is your birthday?”
Well, that’s a stumper. Cats don’t keep track of their birthdays like humans do. All I know is that I was born on a rainy spring day. I think I am about 2 years old.
And our final question is from Tyler. “What might you do if the book doesn’t get published?”
What? Wash your mouth out with soap! We cats like to think positive. It’s not IF my book gets published, it’s WHEN. Okay? Everybody got that? WHEN.
Pssst. It’s Ringo again. Dude. Seriously, send me a question. Pleeeezzzee! I’ll be your friend forever!