It’s Just Me—Lucy!

Hi everyone! That’s right, this is Lucy. **diabolical giggle** I’m an adorable little dog that looks something like this:

Now, be honest. Wouldn’t you rather have a story all about me, rather than Flash, that smart-aleck fur-licker? Cats are good for nothing, they lie in the sun all day, wasting perfectly good oxygen.

Dogs on the other hand—

FLASH: Lucy! Get off my blog, you butt-sniffing floor-piddler. Dogs aren’t allowed!

LUCY: That’s not fair. I’m a character in your story, too. If Dewey and Ringo get turns, I should get a turn.

FLASH: You’re the villain! Villains don’t get turns!

LUCY: I’m only trying to right a wrong—

FLASH: You’re trying to trash the feline way of life!

THE GENERAL: Excuse me, Flash. I know this is your blog. But I am the leader of our team. In order to keep the peace around here, I suggest you allow Lucy to have a very short turn. She is a character after all, and without a villain you would have no story.

FLASH: Fine. A very short turn. (I know, I know, I didn’t want to give in, but my boss was zapping me with his piercing blue eyes and I thought my fur was starting to singe. Ringo says The General can kill mice and birds with those eyes. I’m not sure I believe it, but would you gamble about something like that?)

LUCY: Hmph. As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, dogs are noble creatures who actually contribute to society, unlike some other animals we know. And dogs can easily outsmart cats every time.

FLASH: That’s not true! I totally defeat you at the end of the story, you big fat liar!

LUCY: Ah, but what about the sequel?

FLASH: Have you even read the rough draft of the sequel? Don’t you know what happens to you?

LUCY: It’s just a rough draft, silly. I think I’ll have a little talk with Cindy about my ideas for the story.

FLASH: That’s it. Your turn is over.

LUCY: But I’m not finished!

FLASH: Yes, you are. Get off my blog and stay off! I mean it!

About flashthecatblog

I am the Professional Mews for Cindy Strandvold, as well as a huge fan of middle-grade books. Which, coincidentally, is the age Cindy writes for.
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33 Responses to It’s Just Me—Lucy!

  1. Dot says:

    Oh, my!!! Does the one eyed man get a turn too? Where was Spike when Lucy got on the blog?

    • NO! I don’t care what The General says, no more villains on my blog! And I think Spike stayed up too late watching the neighbor’s fireworks last night. He was snoozing when Lucy got on.

  2. Jack says:

    I wonder why the general wanted Lucy to be on your blog when he isn’t on your blog. I do think it was nice that you let Lucy have a turn though, some people might like to see you share the glory with a dog, even if she was the villain.

    • I think he just didn’t want us to start an all out war. He has been planning his own blog post for sometime in the future. And I still don’t think I should have to share my glory with the villian!

  3. Kaitlynn says:

    i know that Lucy is the villain in the story but she was a character in the story so i think you should share with her too but remember your still the best!!!!!!!!!!

  4. Hayley says:

    I would much rather hear Flash, Ringo, and Deweymore then a VILLIAN. U rock Flash. 😉 🙂 😉 🙂 😉 🙂 😉 🙂 😉 🙂

  5. Hayley says:

    HAPPY 4TH OF JULY FLASH’S FRIENDS. 😉

  6. Rachel says:

    Ah, I know Lucy is evil but maybe you could help her change. Then you would super nice for that! Although alreay are . Dogs can change just like people!

  7. Anna says:

    Lucy,
    U are really cute. 🙂

  8. Kaitlynn says:

    great picture of you Lucy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

  9. Anna says:

    Ya mean we only have 1 second to celabrate?!

  10. Mr.Maniac says:

    LUCY!!!
    grrrrr… 😦 😦 😦

  11. Kaitlynn says:

    Flash you have 7,653 hits almost to 8,000! 😉 🙂 🙂 😉 🙂 😉 🙂

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