Hi everyone! That’s right, this is Lucy. **diabolical giggle** I’m an adorable little dog that looks something like this:
Now, be honest. Wouldn’t you rather have a story all about me, rather than Flash, that smart-aleck fur-licker? Cats are good for nothing, they lie in the sun all day, wasting perfectly good oxygen.
Dogs on the other hand—
FLASH: Lucy! Get off my blog, you butt-sniffing floor-piddler. Dogs aren’t allowed!
LUCY: That’s not fair. I’m a character in your story, too. If Dewey and Ringo get turns, I should get a turn.
FLASH: You’re the villain! Villains don’t get turns!
LUCY: I’m only trying to right a wrong—
FLASH: You’re trying to trash the feline way of life!
THE GENERAL: Excuse me, Flash. I know this is your blog. But I am the leader of our team. In order to keep the peace around here, I suggest you allow Lucy to have a very short turn. She is a character after all, and without a villain you would have no story.
FLASH: Fine. A very short turn. (I know, I know, I didn’t want to give in, but my boss was zapping me with his piercing blue eyes and I thought my fur was starting to singe. Ringo says The General can kill mice and birds with those eyes. I’m not sure I believe it, but would you gamble about something like that?)
LUCY: Hmph. As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, dogs are noble creatures who actually contribute to society, unlike some other animals we know. And dogs can easily outsmart cats every time.
FLASH: That’s not true! I totally defeat you at the end of the story, you big fat liar!
LUCY: Ah, but what about the sequel?
FLASH: Have you even read the rough draft of the sequel? Don’t you know what happens to you?
LUCY: It’s just a rough draft, silly. I think I’ll have a little talk with Cindy about my ideas for the story.
FLASH: That’s it. Your turn is over.
LUCY: But I’m not finished!
FLASH: Yes, you are. Get off my blog and stay off! I mean it!
Oh, my!!! Does the one eyed man get a turn too? Where was Spike when Lucy got on the blog?
NO! I don’t care what The General says, no more villains on my blog! And I think Spike stayed up too late watching the neighbor’s fireworks last night. He was snoozing when Lucy got on.
I wonder why the general wanted Lucy to be on your blog when he isn’t on your blog. I do think it was nice that you let Lucy have a turn though, some people might like to see you share the glory with a dog, even if she was the villain.
I think he just didn’t want us to start an all out war. He has been planning his own blog post for sometime in the future. And I still don’t think I should have to share my glory with the villian!
i know that Lucy is the villain in the story but she was a character in the story so i think you should share with her too but remember your still the best!!!!!!!!!!
Really? REALLY? You’d want to hear from the villian? I can’t believe it! At least you still think I’m the best.
I would much rather hear Flash, Ringo, and Deweymore then a VILLIAN. U rock Flash. 😉 🙂 😉 🙂 😉 🙂 😉 🙂 😉 🙂
Why, thank you! I’m glad somebody has some sense around here!
HAPPY 4TH OF JULY FLASH’S FRIENDS. 😉
Ah, I know Lucy is evil but maybe you could help her change. Then you would super nice for that! Although alreay are . Dogs can change just like people!
Well, I never thought of that. Maybe I’ll be a teeny-tiny bit nice to her and see what happens. But she’s pretty evil!
Lucy,
U are really cute. 🙂
I know I am! I love it when my master puts pretty bows in my hair, then I’m extra cute!
U are so cute! 🙂 🙂 🙂
great picture of you Lucy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂
Thank you! I’m definitely cuter than that Ringo, that’s for sure!
My mother used to say, “Beauty is as beauty does.” Does anyone know what she meant by that?
Put pretty bows in your hair and you are pretty?
Good guess Flash. I think u might be wright! I am guessing the same thing u are.
I will tell Terra to come on this part of the blog and see what she thinks.
Are you Flash or Lucy talking about pretty bows? Whoever, I think you missed the point. Hopefully the kids will do better.
You have 6,996 hits. Add this one and you are just 3 away from 7,000. That is great!!!!
It was me, Lucy! You mean I’m wrong???
Flash here. I just checked and we have exactly 7,000 hits! Time to celebrate! Okay, celebration’s over. Time to go for 8,000.
Ya mean we only have 1 second to celabrate?!
Well, I guess you can keep celebrating. As long as you get to work on the next 1,000 while you’re at it. Is that fair?
Yes that is Fair.
When you send in the latest revisions to the agent, will you tell her how many hits you have at that point?
Yes, that’s a good idea. I don’t know if she’s looked at it lately. I’m sure she’ll pass that on to the publisher.
yeah I don’t think could get much more fair.
Great, I’m glad you agree! My loyal fans are amazing to have gotten me to 7,000 already!
LUCY!!!
grrrrr… 😦 😦 😦
Exactly!
Flash you have 7,653 hits almost to 8,000! 😉 🙂 🙂 😉 🙂 😉 🙂
Oooh! We’re getting pretty close!