Since you’re my fans and all, I’m going to let you in on a little secret. Actually, it’s a big secret. A TOP SECRET secret! So don’t go blabbing it around, okay?
It’s called The Feline Code, and it goes like this: Never jeopardize the feline way of life.
This is crucial to the well-being of our whole species. If the wrong human were to find out how we cats have been scamming you guys all these years, we could be in real trouble! We couldn’t get by with acting all mysterious and aloof anymore. Even worse, we might have to start working for our food like horses and obeying your every command like dogs. Our way of life would be TOAST!
As you can imagine, we have to stay on our toes all the time to make sure we don’t unintentionally break The Feline Code.
Here is a short YouTube video demonstrating how one cat almost blew it! We must go to great lengths to keep you humans in the dark about what we’re really capable of. Click here.