Yes, you heard right. I have a new top-secret mission in the works. It’s about my new Wednesday plan. But don’t tell anybody, okay? Well, I guess you can tell one person. Your best BFF—as long as they are completely trustworthy and won’t spill the beans. And they can tell one person, too. But just one! Because this is classified information, you know.
I don’t really have a new Wednesday plan.
So I guess it’s not really top-secret after all. But I did think of an idea. Okay, okay—that’s not exactly true either. Dewey thought of the idea. I’ll give you a hint. He’s a library cat, right? And what are libraries full of?
And what is everyone on this blog?
Who better to talk about all the great books out there waiting to be read by our loyal fans, huh?
But so far it’s just a teeny-tiny start of an idea. It’s a good thing I’m Flash, Feline Extraordinaire, and can figure out complicated stuff like this.
So, um . . . just in case I get stuck, does anyone out there have ingenious thoughts about how I should run my new Operation? While you’re thinking, let’s have . . .
Dot has two questions this week. The first one is for Dewey: “Why do cats purr if it is just for humans who do not understand them anyway?”
Dewey: I’m afraid I can’t answer that question. All I can say is that it’s complicated. Scientists think they’ve discovered how and why we cats purr. They’re getting close, but I’d hate to ruin all the fun of their research. I can tell you we meow at humans because it’s the only way to get your attention since you can’t understand us telepathically.
Dot’s next question is for me: “Where do you usually sleep when you are not on duty as a secret agent?”
That’s an easy one. On Eric’s bed, where else?
And now Anonymous wants to know, “Are you going to use Sir Vac-a-lot in your next book?”
I hope not! I don’t like vacuum cleaners one bit! They hurt my ears and I’m always afraid they’re going to suck up my tail. Unfortunately, Cindy thinks Sir Vac-a-lot is really funny. So I’m guessing she’ll use him again whether I like it or not.
That’s it for this week. Did you think of any ideas for me? Send them in a comment. Or if you have a question send it, too. Don’t forget, it can be a question for anybody. Or even about the new story. I’m waiting . . .