Come on, Spike. My fans won’t bite, I promise! Hey everybody, today I want to introduce you to Spike. He’s the original watchcat hired by The General to protect the Interspecies Translator. Thanks to his gray coloring that’s perfect for camouflage, he’s been lurking around in the shadows of the blog. I think it’s about time he met all my fans, don’t you?
No, silly! Don’t be shy. Stick around a little while. Tell them about yourself.
Spike: Why? You already did.
Tell them something else.
Spike: Uh . . . well I’m really good at undercover stuff. Flash thinks he’s sneaky, but he’s like an elephant crashing through the jungle compared to me.
Ahem. Why don’t we tell them how I taught you about Operations and Protocols and Red Alerts and other super cool secret mission stuff?
Spike: Or we could tell them how you thought the meter reader was the one-eyed man in disguise. It was pretty funny how you ended up a fugitive from Animal Control because you attacked the poor meter reader’s ankle.
Ringo: Dude! That was like TOTALLY hysterical! Remember how mad The General was?
Okay, you two. I think we’re getting a little off subject here. We’re supposed to be talking about Spike, not my teeny-tiny mistake. Oh, look at the time! I’m sure Spike has things to do. I guess we’ll have to hear more from him another day.
See you on Friday for Operation Story Share! Don’t miss it.