This is Flash, Feline Extraordinaire. I’ve been really REALLY good this year—as good as an imaginary cat can be.
I’ve helped Cindy as her Professional Mews, and started a blog for all my fans, and even tried to be nicer to the butt-sniffer, I mean Lucy.
I had to beg and beg to get a stocking so PLEASE will you bring me something? Some catnip would be nice, or a big old chunk of meatloaf. And don’t tell anybody, because it’s pretty embarrassing, but I really like those little felt mice and crinkle ball toys. Thanks!