Ringo’s Totally Far Out Guide to Healthful Eating

Dude! It’s me, Ringo! Flash said I could have a turn today because it’s been like totally FOREVER since I’ve been on the blog. Which worked out good because Little Johnny just sent me another question.

Dear Ringo,
Why does my mom make me eat my vegetables every night?
Little Johnny

Dear Little Johnny,
Vegetables? Every night? Yuck-o-rama! What kind of meany is your mom, anyway? Listen, man, everybody knows too many veggies are bad for you. What you’ve got to do is teach your mom the seven Feline Food Groups for a healthy, balanced diet.

  • Furry/Feathery Food—like a nice freshly killed mouse or bird.
  • Crunchy Food—grasshoppers and spiders and stuff like that. Don’t forget the legs, they’re full of fiber!
  • Creamy Food—cheese and yogurt and ice cream for strong bones.
  • Human Food—anything you can snitch off the counter or out of the trash.
  • Wet Cat Food—some flavors are okay, but only out of a newly opened can. Never stoop to eating it after it’s been refrigerated!
  • Dry Cat Food—dusty pellets to be avoided whenever possible!
  • Vegetables—only eaten as an occasional treat of catnip, or a few nibbles of grass to settle your stomach after too much Creamy Food.

Dude, I’m sure as soon as your mom learns about these Feline Food Groups you’ll never have problems with yucky vegetables again. Bon Appétit from your grooviest friend, Ringo!

P.S. Wowie! Did you hear that? I like just spoke French or something!

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I am the Professional Mews for Cindy Strandvold, as well as a huge fan of middle-grade books. Which, coincidentally, is the age Cindy writes for.
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38 Responses to Ringo’s Totally Far Out Guide to Healthful Eating

  1. Hayley says:

    Hey I need to eat healthier but I don’t know if that diet is for me. Sorry Ringo!

  2. Dot says:

    Ringo, how could you tell kids not to eat vegetables? There are SO many different ones and some of them are really yummy. Besides they are very good for humans. Just ask Dewey about them.

  3. citue says:

    Hi, Ring! My mom read this and she said (YUCK!) but i like ur food groups! I wish i had some wishing dust so i could wish 2 be a cat and see how yummy they really are! Anna

  4. Rose says:

    Hi Rango! Your my favorite cat.

    • Awesome, dude! I totally love being people’s favorite! So did you like my post about the feline food groups? What’s your favorite one of those? Mine’s grasshoppers! Not only are they like super fun to catch, they’re nice and crunchy!

  5. Rose says:

    Well sence Im a human I like the veggies,but I like the eating grass. My friend Gigi(a dog) is here but dont wory she has a brother thats a cat so shes used to cats.

  6. Kaitlynn says:

    Hey Ringo!!! Did you see how many hits you guys have? 14,241!!! That is A LOT!!!! almost 20,000! 😀 🙂 😉 😀 🙂 😉

  7. Rose says:

    well rango i will talk to tomarrow

  8. Rose says:

    Hi Rango how are you doing

  9. Rose says:

    Are you awake?

  10. Jessica says:

    It’s a awsome book!! Will you name a carictor Jessica??

  11. Rose says:

    Hey Rango, can you tell Flash that he should try napping under the dumster.

  12. Jessica says:

    Thanks flash!

  13. Rose says:

    Cool! I thought that flash would sleep on top of the dumster.

    • Hee hee! You like totally made me laugh! We have to sleep underneath, so we don’t get squished when the humans throw in those big black trash bags. THEN we jump in and have a feast!

  14. Jessica says:

    Hi flash!!!!!!!!sorry i havent been on the blog for a few days.what have you been up to?i have been at lexi/zoeys b.day party.She ternd 9!!!!!!!!You know lexi/zoey right?we go to the same shool and we are really good friends.se you soon flash!!!!!!!!

  15. Lexi says:

    Hi flash this i Lexi I had so much fun on my birthdayparty!!! I am now 9. I am so happy did you know that my friend Jessica and Rose are my best friends.I did not know they got n this website.

  16. Lexi says:

    Hi flash I just got done with my biethday party i am now 9 years old.I have on qustion how old are you and what cind of cat are you?

    • I’m about two years old. Chester adopted me from the pound when I was a kitten and I lived with him a couple years before he married Elizabeth and I ran away. I’m a Himayalan cat. That means I look a little bit like a Siamese, but I have long fur.

    • Mary b says:

      Happy birthday lexi I also just had my birthday also.

  17. Lexi says:

    cool name flash

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