Did you know cats like to keep secrets? Well, at least I do. I bet you never noticed that about me before, huh? Oh yeah, that reminds me, I have a secret. A top-secret secret. A secret SO top-secret that I haven’t breathed a word to anybody on the blog. So for once Ringo can’t go and blab it to you before I’m ready.
Ringo: Dude! I can keep a secret, really. Just whisper it in my ear. I promise not to tell!
No way. Every time you know a secret, you manage to let it out. But not this time. This time nobody’s going to know who’s doing Friday’s book recommendation on Operation Story Share till I want them to.
Ringo: Far out! You mean we’re having another “Guest Recommender” on the blog? Yippee! I love when we have guests! Is it a kid? Or maybe an author? Or a book-loving librarian? I know, is it Hayley? She recommends really good books!
I’m not telling. You can rip my whiskers out one by one, but I still won’t say a word.
Ringo: Please, Flash—please tell me! Just a little hint, okay? Please? Pllleeeeeeezzzzeee!
Fine. I’ll give you one hint, but that’s it! Our “Recommender” on Friday is a human whose name starts with a J. Wait a minute! That’s two hints!
Ringo: OOoooh! Ooooooh! I’m pretty smart, you know. I bet I can figure it out before Friday. Let’s see, Jessica or Jeff or Julie or Joe or Jethro or . . .