Who Knew The General Could Be A Stand-up Comic?

The General here. I volunteered to step in for Flash this week. If you remember from my recommendation of The Giggler Treatment by Roddy Doyle, you’ll find I have quite a sense of humor once you get to know me. That’s why I wanted a chance to share some of the great cat jokes that Mortimer and I used to tell each other in the evenings after he’d finished working on his inventions for the day.

So sit up straight, and pay attention! This is a good one.

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Neil!
Neil who?
Neil down and pet me right now!

Okay, maybe that one is a little corny. How about this?

Question:
There are 5 cats on a couch. One jumped off. How many were left?

Answer:
NONE, they were all copy cats!

Ha! Are you slapping your leg and laughing your head off? No? Hmm. Unlike me, maybe you have NO sense of humor whatsoever. Let’s try one more.

Question:
What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?

Answer:
A sourpuss!

You’re STILL not laughing? What’s wrong with you people? Fine. Don’t laugh at my cat jokes–see if I care! Do you know any better ones? If you do, send them to me in a comment and I’ll get Flash to share them on Operation Blog. Consider that a challenge!

 

About flashthecatblog

I am the Professional Mews for Cindy Strandvold, as well as a huge fan of middle-grade books. Which, coincidentally, is the age Cindy writes for.
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10 Responses to Who Knew The General Could Be A Stand-up Comic?

  1. Hayley says:

    That’s Funny! You Shouldd do that again sometime

  2. Dot says:

    I liked your jokes. And I liked ‘The Giggler Treatment’. I am reading Jack’s book “Ordinary Boy’ now. It is great!

  3. Dot says:

    I finished “Ordinary Boy” and “Aliens on Vacation”. They both have sequels or will have. It is a good thing I retired, so I can keep up with all these great books. I have enjoyed every one of the books that have been recommended that I have read. I am trying to read them all.

  4. Ray says:

    I think it funny for a beginner.

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