A Totally Far Out Cat-alog of Cat Words

Dude, it’s like totally not fair that The General thought of telling you guys jokes before I did! I want to tell jokes, too—but now I can’t. It would make me a copycat.

Oooh, ooooh, that was like a joke right there. Copycat! Get it? You know, because I’m a cat. **giggle giggle, snort**

Wait a minute! Didn’t The General tell a joke about a copycat? Oh, man, this is a cat-astrophe! Everyone’s going to think I can’t come up with an original cat-egory to talk about on Flash’s blog.

I hope Flash isn’t so disgusted with me that he tells Cindy to cat-apult me right out of the story! That would be a major bummer. I’d be so embarrassed I’d have to curl up and hide like a cat-erpillar in a cocoon.

I give up, dude. I can’t even think of a single awesome thing to write about. If you need me I’ll be over there, taking a little cat-nap.

About flashthecatblog

I am the Professional Mews for Cindy Strandvold, as well as a huge fan of middle-grade books. Which, coincidentally, is the age Cindy writes for.
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6 Responses to A Totally Far Out Cat-alog of Cat Words

  1. Dot says:

    I think I am needing a cat-nap too. I have been sleepy all day. Loved all your ‘cat’ words.

  2. Hayley says:

    That was funny how you put cat in a bunch of the worls! I give you a paws up! 😉

  3. Hayley says:

    Why isn’t anyone commenting this was a FAR OUT!

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