Oooh, ooooh, that was like a joke right there. Copycat! Get it? You know, because I’m a cat. **giggle giggle, snort**
Wait a minute! Didn’t The General tell a joke about a copycat? Oh, man, this is a cat-astrophe! Everyone’s going to think I can’t come up with an original cat-egory to talk about on Flash’s blog.
I hope Flash isn’t so disgusted with me that he tells Cindy to cat-apult me right out of the story! That would be a major bummer. I’d be so embarrassed I’d have to curl up and hide like a cat-erpillar in a cocoon.
I give up, dude. I can’t even think of a single awesome thing to write about. If you need me I’ll be over there, taking a little cat-nap.