Why does my mom make me take a nap every afternoon?
Dear Little Johnny,
Only one? Dude, what’s wrong with your mother? Everybody knows that naps are like the most important activity of the day. You need at least ten or twelve, not just one! And let me give you a groovy hint. Naps are best taken in a spot of warm, cozy sunshine, or on a warm, cozy fleece blanket, or on a warm, cozy lap. Better yet, on a sunny, fleece-covered lap.
I hope I cleared up this nap problem for you. I’m sure if you follow my advice, you’ll be totally begging for more naps before you know it!
Your Far Out Friend,