Excuse me, I have an important Operation Blog news update.
Stop what you’re doing and listen up, people.
Hey, you! PIPE DOWN before I have to get your attention with my razor-sharp claws!
Now, before I make my important announcement, I must remind you that I am a cat and cats do as they please. So there’ll be no whining or sniveling allowed because I’ve already made up my mind.
Drum roll please . . . I’m going on VACATION!
Woo hoo! I’ve been working my whiskers to pitiful little nubs for over a year and it’s time for a break. Don’t think I’ll be lying around doing nothing though, I’ve got lots of plans. There are naps to take . . .
Squirrels to chase up trees . . .
Trips to stow away on . . .
And don’t forget—my Professional Mews duties working with Cindy on her new book.
There might even be a secret mission or two in there. It’s going to be GREAT!
Wait a minute. Do I hear whining? You get a break from school every summer, right? Why would a Feline Extraordinaire, such as myself, deserve any less?
And if all goes according to plan, I will see you in September! I hope your summer is as awesome as mine.